The
Daily
PUN-ishment!
August 18
What did the PC say when he got injured?

This mega-hurtz!
August 17
How does Kanye West ask for directions?

“Can-ye-west?”
June 13
What do cows listen to?

Moooooooooooosic.
May 14
When I saw a bee, I had to flee.
April 26
What does a grape do when you step on it?

Lets out a little whine.

April 19
What's the tastiest number?

Pi.

April 16
Where do mosquitos 'prey'?

At the mosque.

April 10
How do lions like their meat?

Roar!

April 9
What did one bitch say to the other?

“Woof woof”

April 5
What did one ghost say to the other?

Stay out of my terror-tory!