The
Daily
PUN-ishment!
August 18
What did the PC say when he got injured? This mega-hurtz!
August 17
How does Kanye West ask for directions? “Can-ye-west?”
June 13
What do cows listen to? Moooooooooooosic.
May 14
When I saw a bee, I had to flee.
April 26
What does a grape do when you step on it? Lets out a little whine.
April 19
What's the tastiest number? Pi.
April 16
Where do mosquitos 'prey'? At the mosque.
April 10
How do lions like their meat? Roar!
April 9
What did one bitch say to the other? “Woof woof”
April 5
What did one ghost say to the other? Stay out of my terror-tory!