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August 18
What did the PC say when he got injured?
This mega-hurtz!
August 17
How does Kanye West ask for directions?
“Can-ye-west?”
June 13
What do cows listen to?
Moooooooooooosic.
May 14
When I saw a bee, I had to flee.
April 26
What does a grape do when you step on it?
Lets out a little whine.
April 19
What's the tastiest number?
Pi.
April 16
Where do mosquitos 'prey'?
At the mosque.
April 10
How do lions like their meat?
Roar!
April 9
What did one bitch say to the other?
“Woof woof”
April 5
What did one ghost say to the other?
Stay out of my terror-tory!